August292014

cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

(Source: wavesofenvy, via justnoticetheuniverse)

12AM

ohvegeta:

okay but consider this: Groot growing his own flowers and then weaving them into a flower crown which he places on Rocket’s head when he’s all riled up.

(via justnoticetheuniverse)

12AM
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fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. "fruit"
  2. "mango"
  3. "bae"
  4. "thot"
  5. "lil"
  6. "69"
  7. "mamita"
  8. "grl"

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch

(via justnoticetheuniverse)

12AM

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

(via justnoticetheuniverse)

12AM

lavidapoliglota:

writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. DRAGONS

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12AM

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

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12AM
thefabulousoriginal:

worthlesswhitebitch:

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

These are so fucking beautiful.

I freaking love old people.

thefabulousoriginal:

worthlesswhitebitch:

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

These are so fucking beautiful.

I freaking love old people.

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August282014

40 Interesting Dream Facts

psych-facts:

  1. Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
  2. Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
  3. Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
  4. Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create a dream dictionary in 4000 B.C.E
  5. We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
  6. People who suffer from a personality disorder lack dream activity
  7. Our brains tend to be way more active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
  8. Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night. We dream around 2 to 3 hours in a whole night
  9. 90% of the dream is lost the first minute we wake up
  10. Men tend to dream about men more than women, and women dream about people of both genders
  11. Drug withdrawal can cause more intense dreams. People who also quit alcohol and smoking experience heavier dreams and nightmares
  12. You can lucid dream for up to 30 minutes if trained properly
  13. It’s impossible to dream when you’re snoring
  14. Babies don’t dream of themselves until they reach the age of 3
  15. More women than men experience deja-vu in their dreams (eg. you have been in the dream before)

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8PM

fuckyesdeadpool:

figmentforms:

I just wanted to share my thoughts on a recent comment I got about my Deadpool Dressed as Phoenix cosplay because I couldn’t help but find it both amusing and fascinating at the same time.

 So here’s the costume and below is the comment where I’m referred to as “just tit in a deadpool mask taking a picture”

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http://www.tickld.com/gaming/t/954654

It’s very odd to know that there are people out there that think of me as a “tit”. After all, I have a whole human body attached to that aforementioned tit, not to mention a SECOND tit! By which tit is he referring to me as? Righty or Lefty?! I fear I may never know!

Anyway, since my costume seems to have been misunderstood, I have illustrated what a “tit in a deadpool mask taking a picture” would actually look like, just to clear up the confusion.

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There we go! Badass! Maybe I’ll do that one next year! (But where will I find such a tiny camera?!)

Now that we have this all cleared up, I’m excited to get to the SECOND half of why this amuses me so much.
The dude doesn’t know his Deadpool.
Deadpool actually DOES dresses up as the Phoenix. Because why wouldn’t he? Makes a person feel pretty, just like he says.

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I’m so happy that someone pointed out the critic’s mistake to him. I mean, he clearly still thinks of me as a “tit”, but perhaps in the future he may think other “tits” in costumes he doesn’t recognize MAY know what they’re doing. Maybe he could learn to respect a “tit”? *Gasp*, Maybe even one day grow to love or befriend a “tit”? This could be the beginning of an era of healing for this sad fellow!

So I suppose the moral is, if you wanna hate on a person in a costume, know your material before you open your mouth or touch your keyboard. It’ll help maintain the illusion that you’re not an idiot. Just tryin’ to help out mean-spirited, dehumanizing critics of the future. They seem to need all the help they can get, because I can’t imagine that they are happy people.

We’re damn close to some dude bro complaining about all the Deadpools in red costumes because he’s only read Uncanny X-Force

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